(I have just picked up Romeo and Juliet from the library – all set for my Shakespeare challenge – and I’m confronted by someone as I walk into my form room.)
SOMEONE: What’s that?
SOMEONE: The book you’re holding.
ME: Romeo and Juliet.
SOMEONE: Why the hell are you reading that?
ME: Because I want to.
SOMEONE: lol @ u ur so sad wut a nerd
ME: *internally screaming* AT LEAST I CAN READ YOU MORON
And that someone wants to be an actor when they’re older. Sigh. What is the world coming to?