The description for this blog is ‘I have more books than friends’, and is probably the most accurate thought I’ve had about myself. I need two hands to count my friends, but would need my hands, feet and those of my dismembered enemies (do I sound like Patrick Bateman to you?) to count the number of books I own.
In the real world, my name is Izzy. I’m seventeen. Other than revelling in my self-loathing, my main ‘thing’ is going to the theatre. I don’t write about theatre that much because it makes me all gushy-gushy, which is not in-keeping with my natural brand of cynicism. I have the eyebrows of Frida Kahlo, but the hairstyle of the scary Scottish woman on Bargain Hunt.
In addition, I have the musical tastes of Inspector Morse, and the same vocabulary as Gordon Ramsay.
I also parody blog over at It’s a Genuine Opinion, which is just like this one, but with a more intense anger and not as many books. And Iago! My main G!