‘PATRICK FOR HEAVEN’S SAKE WILL YOU PUT THE EXECUTIONER DOWN?’ Patrick gave his interfering wife a glare, but nevertheless replaced the executioner to its rightful place. A fly-swatter of industrial proportions, it fried its victims as well as crushing them, resulting in delectable snacks for the dog. Ever since the newspapers mysteriously started decreasing in… Read More ‘Flies’


James woke with a jerk, the manic beeping of his solar powered-waterproof to 250m-potentially explosive watch with HD video communication being the only sound to pierce the gentle throbbing of the breaking waves. And the less gentle throbbing of his hangover. Damn, he thought.He had to meet Q at 0800, and judging by the country’s… Read More 00-Melon


She takes his hand in hers. Gnarled knuckles. Youthful flesh. He doesn’t clutch back. She knows that he is slipping away. His breathing quickens. He’s still alive, she thinks. This is all we have. Life. But what is life if all it leads to is death? Maybe death is the ultimate goal. Maybe we are… Read More Ants